Ohaii You :)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:38:14 -0400

asteezzy: Hey there pretty brown eyes <3

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:36:19 -0400

asteezzy:

Hey there pretty brown eyes <3

hipsterguy92: i can’t!! #dead

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:35:27 -0400

hipsterguy92:

i can’t!! #dead

i cybered on omegle today

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:35:18 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

heartscanhealx: iwishyouwerentthebest: losingsenseofdimensions:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:32:47 -0400

heartscanhealx:

iwishyouwerentthebest:

losingsenseofdimensions:

apsychonautslife:

sweet-words-of-horror:

wolftotheslaughter:

marijuanamindset:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

Are you fucking kidding me.

FAMILY FUCKING FRIENDLY????? THIS IS A FAMILY AN YOU LEAVE IT ALONE

Leave.

woah tumblr is so extremely unfamily friendly and that’s the way it is suppose to be WHAT THE FUCK HAVE TOU DONE DAVID KARP

fuck this shit

NO NO NO. YOU. YOU GO AWAY. STAY AWAY FROM MY SAFE PLACE.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME YAHOO, YOU’RE NOT WELCOME.

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:32:20 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

troioi-kevinnnn: omfg prob the best feeling ever i swear

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:30:14 -0400

troioi-kevinnnn:

omfg

prob the best feeling ever

i swear

May 21, 2013

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:29:36 -0400

dear-vu:

You’re everything I need and more, so if you leave, I’ll have holes in every part of my day. Little things that’ll throw off the way I walk and talk, eat and sleep, work and play. You complete me.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:29:28 -0400

jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:28:28 -0400

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:28:19 -0400

bill3td0ux: fastbeatsandlowbass: sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:28:07 -0400

bill3td0ux:

fastbeatsandlowbass:

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

That wasn’t how I thought that would end, but okay.

They are kind of the best.

supportstilas: You did what you always do. You respected my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:27:45 -0400

supportstilas:

You did what you always do. You respected my choice.

unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:26:42 -0400

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

hug

go on walks while holding hands

smile

kiss

cuddle

have cute little dates

have movie nights

take adorable pictures

go new places

try new things

fall in love

brutally fuck you

look at the stars

do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:25:24 -0400

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:25:01 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

shutupfour: Historical photographs held in their modern...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:24:34 -0400

shutupfour:

Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.

onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:24:10 -0400

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing

kingmickeymouse: tinypotat0: haha love doing that why is this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:35:59 -0400

kingmickeymouse:

tinypotat0:

haha love doing that

why is this a thing :C

mamalanai: fuckyeahslowjams: How Many Drinks (Remix) -Justin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:29:25 -0400

mamalanai:

fuckyeahslowjams:
How Many Drinks (Remix)
-Justin (fuckyeahslowjams)
Ohhhh yes. YES.